Yay I'm updating!!! So today I feel like showing random quotes.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.
Senator Patrick Leahy
Evil to him who thinks.
King Edward the III
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Be careful -- with quotations, you can damn anything.
Thus the story was written at 6:27 PM